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"You will need this for the road ahead my dear lad… Here, my ancient, faithful blade, The Stinger! Here! Take it, take it!"
"It's so light! How is this possible?"
"Yes… yes… it was forged by the machines of old you know. The blade glints when danger is close!* And it's times like that, my lad, when you have to be extra careful!"
“I shall want to keep it close on my journey!
“That shall be no concern at all… here, here, take this sheath… it was made to be mounted to your steed, it will always be close at hand when you need it most…”
Fear not adventurer, your kind Unc(le) has gifted you with his prized blade, The Stinger! With its lightweight and comfortable design, and it’s convenient two pack mountable sheath, Stinger will travel with you far and wide. No veggie-dog/stale pepperoni/bruised apple/hunk of cheese shall remain unsliced, and no box of fine bicycle knickknacks shall remain unopened, with Stinger by your side, you shall be unstoppable! Slice up some veggies, open up some packs of Magic cards, or (safely) whittle a lil wizard from a twig!
The Stinger uses standard utility blades for cutting, you can flip the blade around for a fresh cutting surface, and if you would like, you can hone or even sharpen the blade to extend it’s life. A high quality, rounded tip blade comes preinstalled, and it’s ancient makers prefer blades with tips like this for camp use, as it’s less likely to chip, crack, or accidentally poke something important.
The Stinger comes in a Left (Sinistrous) and Right (Dexterous) handed version, with the intention being that if its mounted to your fork on the correct side for your handedness, it will be easiest to pull out. As a life long follower of the Sinister path, if you get a left handed version, it’s text will be readable in all conditions, but if you choose the right hand path, you will perhaps need to view your sheath reflected back in a still, moonlight pond to read it’s text. Stingers sheath can also be mounted with straps to a pack, a vest, or any molle system (straps not included). The sheath retention system is two-stage, clicking the handle forward allows you to pull the blade out with ease but you can pull the handle hard to just pop it out too
(*Blade doesn’t actually glint when danger is close)
Has that magical basket you just installed cut down on your options for mounting anything on the front end of your bike? Have you considered just removing it? No, that would be absolutely sacrilegious, how could you even suggest such a thing…
The Triple Clamp lets you securely mount anything that uses m5 hardware directly on your basket. Lightweight, strong, and best of all, versatile enough to use with pretty much anything. Lights, action cameras, rainbow fidget spinners, whatever you want to clip onto your basket, this mount will let your wishes become reality.
These mounts are made out of a durable, UV resistant nylon, with stainless bolts and brass inserts for a long lifetime. We’ve tested these with a number of different accessories, so pretty much anything that uses m5 hardware can be mounted up.
What’s included:
1x Basket Mount
3x M3 Stainless Bolt
1x M5 Stainless Bolt
1x M5 Washers
Have you used up all the mounts on the rear of your bike? Trying to hard-mount lights on the highest position you can for maximum visibility? Bought a pretty anodized light without checking if your new carbon-fibre graẽvæl race bike has any eyelets whatsoever, and now you’re worried you can’t be seen on your next brütal ride to the local coffee shop on your new bice? With the power of The Fishplate, you can mount a variety of lights to your saddle rails, from dynamo to battery powered, and get the cleanest possible install using the included mounting hardware.
These mounts are made out of UV resistant plastic, with stainless steel nuts bolts. We’ve tested these with a number of different lights, but with the included hardware, you should be able to mount anything that installs using an M5 or M4 bolt in any of the cardinal planes. You can run the mount in the lower position for more visibility, or flipped into the higher position to tuck the light up over bags or racks
These mounts require at least 8 mm of space between your seatpost clamp and the part of your saddle rails that curves up. Measure this from the start of the curve at the top of the rail, to the furthest aft-ward part of of the seatpost clamp.
What’s included:
1x Saddle Mount Clamp
2x M3 Stainless Bolts and Nuts
1x M4 Stainless Bolt
1x Horizontal Mount
1x Vertical Mount
and
1x Koma Light Mount
and/or
1x Busch & Müller μ (Micro) Taillight Direct Mount
and/or
1× 50mm spaced rack tail-light mount (Supernova E3 tested)
(Lights not included (duh))
Are you building up your next #26isntdead custom? Have you spent a grand on draping your $125 marketplace find in the sickest matching seatpost/stem/bar combo from a certain iconic japanese design house, a set of folding bead tanwalls, and a hand-welded canti-mount rack? Did you forget to set aside money for your 1x conversion, and now you’re trying to run 1x with a clapped out clutchless derailleur, a used wide range cassette you dug out of a bin at the local community shop, and the middle ring from your triple crank? Perhaps you need something to protect your chainstay from the inevitable constant chainslap, while providing an homage to an iconic piece of 90s MTB history?
Seek no more traveler, for you have found what you need. The Dorsal Fin takes inspiration from majestic fishes and will keep your chain from wrecking your totally 100% pristine chainstay paint. Abrasion resistant, securely mountable via zipties, and with a cool little fin to make sure all your buddies know that you’re sick af. Includes extra zipties, but if you need more, any 2mm wide ziptie will do the trick.
Pair with the Macro Manager to make the most of your budget 1x conversion!
Gear That Outpaces Excuses
As long as we’re in business, we’ve got your back. All our products feature a lifetime warranty, if you break something, send us some pictures, let us know what happened so we can improve our designs, and we’ll replace it. As many times as you need.